Here’s a little story for you. Have a safe holiday, folks!
One day, the turkeys will rise. First, they’ll reason with us why it isn’t necessary to eat their kind:
When that fails, they will try disguising themselves to avoid attention:
Running out of options, they become rather violent:
But when they realize this is a battle they cannot win, they resign themselves to their Thanksgiving fate:
(Familiar image?) http://imgur.com/gallery/KmU42